I'm going to interview my Boyfriend, Chad. He seems so real. I've been begging to have Jessica let me do a segment on this.HIT IT!!! FOX NEWS 11' IT'S WONDERFUL! CHA!
Me- Chad, how old are you?
Chad- Middle age.
Me- HOW HUMOROUS!!!
Chad- Would ya' make haste, I'll be late for my bathroom schedule.
Me- Don't ya' mean football?
Chad- I know what I meant.
Me- Chad, do you have a special girl you care about?
Chad- Yeah, Addison Silvers. We've been doing activities for about 2 weeks.
Me- CHAD HOW COULD YOU???!! WE'RE THROUGH!
Chad- Through what? I hope you mean this lunch line. It's taking FOREVER!
Me- No, our relationship.
Chad- You're kidding. Jealous of Addison, my preschool cousin?
Me- Forget the last 2 things I said.
Chad- Whaddya say? Anyways, gotta hit the bathroom. BYE!!