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Chad

THEY COULD BE TWINS!!!

I'm going to interview my Boyfriend, Chad. He seems so real. I've been begging to have Jessica let me do a segment on this.HIT IT!!! FOX NEWS 11' IT'S WONDERFUL! CHA!

Me- Chad, how old are you?

Chad- Middle age.

Me- HOW HUMOROUS!!!

Chad- Would ya' make haste, I'll be late for my bathroom schedule.

Me- Don't ya' mean football?

Chad- I know what I meant.

Me- Chad, do you have a special girl you care about?

Chad- Yeah, Addison Silvers. We've been doing activities for about 2 weeks.

Me- CHAD HOW COULD YOU???!! WE'RE THROUGH!

Chad- Through what? I hope you mean this lunch line. It's taking FOREVER!

Me- No, our relationship.

Chad- You're kidding. Jealous of Addison, my preschool cousin?

Me- Forget the last 2 things I said.

Chad- Whaddya say? Anyways, gotta hit the bathroom. BYE!!

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